1. Normal spag bol:
Hipster spag bol.
2. Normal lemonade:
Hipster lemonade.
3. Normal sausages:
Hipster sausages.
4. Normal ice cream:
Hipster ice cream.
5. Normal beer:
Hipster beer.
6. Normal burger:
Hipster burger.
7. Normal chips:
Hipster chips.
8. Normal coffee:
Hipster coffee.
9. Normal cereal:
Hipster cereal.
10. Normal breakfasts:
Hipster breakfasts.
11. Normal water:
Hipster water.
12. Normal muffins:
Hipster muffins.
13. Normal spring rolls:
Hipster spring rolls.
14. Normal sandwiches:
Hipster sandwiches.
15. Normal bangers ‘n’ mash:
Hipster bangers ‘n’ mash.
16. Normal restaurants:
Hipster restaurants.
17. Normal sauces:
Hipster sauces.
Author: Tom Green
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?